Curious Little Case
I received this case today. A most curious little case.
It arrived from Ohio, quite unexpected, but a pleasant surprise nonetheless!
What do you think is in it?
Here are some clues to help you.
- it measures approximately 8x6x3;
- it weighs just over 12 oz.;
- there are four things inside, all related;
- it took over five years to get this!
posted by rzdesign @ 6:27 PM
14 Comments:
Something to do with tenure.
A little Professor kit: spectacles, small bottle of vodka, red pen and pocket protector.
Is it something fun?
Is it breakable?
Does it smell?
Can you eat it?
Can you drink it?
Can you wear it?
Made out of paper?
Have your name on it?
Are all 4 things the same?
Are they different colors?
Is it handmade or purchased?
Is it creative?
Is it animal?
Is it metal?
Is it mineral?
Can you play with it?
Does it fit in your wallet?
Can you hang it on your wall?
Is it gender specific?
Is it professor specific?
Did you ask for it?
Does Dave own it?
Would Craig want it?
Is it legal?
You guessed one! and in answer to all your other questions. . .
yes, some, no, some, no, yes, no, no, no, yes, purchased, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, some, no, no, maybe, and yes.
how about you show me or tell me the one thing I guessed right!
wine gums?
a new feather boa?
something for your desk at home?
something for your desk at work?
It is a professor kit, one of the items was indeed spectacles!
I say a typewriter. Craig would not want it. It is gender specific.
small bottle of GIN
exacto knife
colored pencils
a gift card
a pipe
CONGRATULATIONS! You have guessed two of the four items, spectacles and a pipe!
An ascot
Cherry Tobacco to go in the pipe
Breath mints
Gum
I'll give you a third. They were Butterscotch candienot breath mints.
You have one more to go!
a shoe horn
matches
a bow tie
support hose
nose hair tweezers
suspenders
keep it up your getting there!
Denture adhesive
condom
Belly button lint remover
old spice cologne
soap on a rope
Handkerchief
Comb
Brill cream
urban dictionary
ear hair trimmer
someone's been hitting the cosmos again as you did a complete 180°!
ahhh, this is getting old.
enjoy your professor kit!
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